the boob story was a huge hit with my friends. they all lunge at me with their index finger saying "POKE! POKE!" it is pretty fucking funny. i just roll my eyes and say "whatthefuckever."

i teach at the main gym tomorrow for the first time. i'm pretty nervous. there's a decent size stage, and i can just see myself grapevining off the side. BOOM!! oh well.

my roommate's got some of her friends over. they are just SQUEALING all over themselves. i get getting excited but i just can not take the female squeal. ick. my ears hurt.

i haven't eaten since 1:30. it's now 9:37. that pleases me.

starving + bleeding