Guidelines for a Perfect 2009.

1. Perfect Weight

-vegan
-no alcohol
-exercise every day. no exceptions.
-no bingeing or going places alone where bingeing might be a temptation
-no eating alone in public
-one thousand calories a day. MAX.
-no excuses. ever.

2. Perfect Wife

-lose weight
-clean bathroom every weekend
-sweep every day
-do dishes when needed

3. Perfect Instructor

-practice every night
-learn two new songs a week

4. Perfect Lawyer

-prioritze daily
-adhere to schedule
-no more than 1 hour a day on internet (unless researching)

starving + bleeding